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Monday, 7 July 2014

Tumblrball vs. 4chanball

ebinsimplyebin:

Polandball version of Tumblr invading 4chan.

uni-white-boy:

Some users reactions to 4chan’s raids

My reaction:

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

lukehemmign:

whitebeltwriter:

dual-destininies:

derples:

dual-destininies:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

what the actual fuck tumblr


My friends trying to motivate me into productivity

My friends trying to motivate me into productivity

Friday, 4 April 2014
imminentdeathsyndrome:

WE ALSO LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT:
Tells people not to smoke cigarettes due to health risks. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to drink and drive. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to have unprotected sex due to health risks. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to drive without their seat belts on. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to text and drive. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to do dangerous drugs. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to keep their cars unlocked due to possible theft.They do it anyway.
Tells people not to keep their homes unlocked due to possible theft. They do it anyway.
Tells women not to consume drugs or alcohol during pregnancy. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to abuse animals. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to abuse other people. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to eat meat too rare due to health risks. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to keep their guns where children can access them. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to steal. They do it anyway.
Tells people not to murder. They do it anyway.
How’s all that telling people not to do shit working out? I’m pretty sure those without a moral compass don’t give a fuck what you think they should or shouldn’t do.
WE ALSO LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT:
Tells men they can’t be the victims of sexual assault
Tells boys that when a woman rapes them its okay because they wanted it.
Tells men they deserve to be hit by women because they probably did something wrong.
Tells men that sacrificing his goals and aspirations for a woman is what “real men” do.
Tells men they aren’t allowed to have preferences on body because that’s sexist or body shaming.
Tells men that its their duty to protect women from danger even at the risk of their own lives because its what “real men” do.
Tells men they have privilege and so their problems don’t count.
WE ALSO LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT:
Has consistently told men that rape is wrong. Here is a list of some rape prevention messages over the years.
Has never told women not to rape men or boys yet it happens ALL THE TIME.
Does not tell women not to lie about rape even though it happens more than you think.
CONCLUSION: Some people do fucked up things because some people have no moral guidance and do not care if you tell them they are wrong. Blaming men for rape is not helping, it is only perpetuating the idea that only men rape, men can somehow stop rape, and women never lie about rape — all of which are false. Telling people not to do things does not work. Even the death penalty is not a deterrent from murder because people still kill each other in Texas and they have the highest rate of death row executions.
Believe it or not, the world is a scary place that will never be completely safe as long as people are free to make their own choices even at the risk of harming themselves. It is imperative that people learn how to protect themselves from becoming victims. I believe that women being told to be safe and protect themselves from violence or rape is purely a consideration for their well being that is not offensive. The fact that men are never told to be safe while they are three times more likely to be victims of homicide reinforces that society’s concerns are most definitely in favor of protecting women while men are simply disposable and not worthy of consideration at all for their safety and well being. Some may argue that because statistically men are the main perpetrators of violence against other men that it is only the fault of men but this only highlights the disposable attitude towards men because we don’t question nor do we as a society care how they got that way. This is shown to be absolutely true due to the lack of male services or support groups. In a recent study, it was found that men are not inherently violent and that more men equals less violence and more peace. This is a blow to the typical stereotype that men are violent in nature.
In ending this I want to bring attention to the fact that a female prison in Oklahoma had the highest rate of rape between inmates in the United States at 15.3%. Women are just as capable of rape as men are and the issue is not about gender but about fucked up people with no moral compass who, quite frankly, do not give a shit about your picket signs, your posters, or your blog posts telling them not to rape. Essentially, you are talking to a brick wall and throwing an entire gender under the bus while you do it.

imminentdeathsyndrome:

WE ALSO LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT:

  • Tells people not to smoke cigarettes due to health risks. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to drink and drive. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to have unprotected sex due to health risks. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to drive without their seat belts on. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to text and drive. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to do dangerous drugs. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to keep their cars unlocked due to possible theft.
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to keep their homes unlocked due to possible theft. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells women not to consume drugs or alcohol during pregnancy. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to abuse animals. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to abuse other people. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to eat meat too rare due to health risks. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to keep their guns where children can access them. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to steal. 
    They do it anyway.
  • Tells people not to murder. 
    They do it anyway.

How’s all that telling people not to do shit working out? I’m pretty sure those without a moral compass don’t give a fuck what you think they should or shouldn’t do.

WE ALSO LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT:

  • Tells men they can’t be the victims of sexual assault
  • Tells boys that when a woman rapes them its okay because they wanted it.
  • Tells men they deserve to be hit by women because they probably did something wrong.
  • Tells men that sacrificing his goals and aspirations for a woman is what “real men” do.
  • Tells men they aren’t allowed to have preferences on body because that’s sexist or body shaming.
  • Tells men that its their duty to protect women from danger even at the risk of their own lives because its what “real men” do.
  • Tells men they have privilege and so their problems don’t count.

WE ALSO LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT:

CONCLUSION: Some people do fucked up things because some people have no moral guidance and do not care if you tell them they are wrong. Blaming men for rape is not helping, it is only perpetuating the idea that only men rape, men can somehow stop rape, and women never lie about rape — all of which are false. Telling people not to do things does not work. Even the death penalty is not a deterrent from murder because people still kill each other in Texas and they have the highest rate of death row executions.

Believe it or not, the world is a scary place that will never be completely safe as long as people are free to make their own choices even at the risk of harming themselves. It is imperative that people learn how to protect themselves from becoming victims. I believe that women being told to be safe and protect themselves from violence or rape is purely a consideration for their well being that is not offensive. The fact that men are never told to be safe while they are three times more likely to be victims of homicide reinforces that society’s concerns are most definitely in favor of protecting women while men are simply disposable and not worthy of consideration at all for their safety and well being. Some may argue that because statistically men are the main perpetrators of violence against other men that it is only the fault of men but this only highlights the disposable attitude towards men because we don’t question nor do we as a society care how they got that way. This is shown to be absolutely true due to the lack of male services or support groups. In a recent study, it was found that men are not inherently violent and that more men equals less violence and more peace. This is a blow to the typical stereotype that men are violent in nature.

In ending this I want to bring attention to the fact that a female prison in Oklahoma had the highest rate of rape between inmates in the United States at 15.3%. Women are just as capable of rape as men are and the issue is not about gender but about fucked up people with no moral compass who, quite frankly, do not give a shit about your picket signs, your posters, or your blog posts telling them not to rape. Essentially, you are talking to a brick wall and throwing an entire gender under the bus while you do it.

http://poppypicklesticks.tumblr.com/post/81672077003/in-saudi-arabia-feminists-have-to-deal-with-issues

poppypicklesticks:

In Saudi Arabia feminists have to deal with issues like child brides and FGM. In India feminists have to deal with acid attacks and gang rape on public transport. In Uganda, feminists have to deal with little girls being raped by HIV positive men and women who have fistulas being thrown out of…

 
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